We recieved a report of a possible zombie outbreak at “Amanda Richards” performance on Friday 07/06/2012. NZCS was dispatched as a precaution. The outbreak was small, and fully contained.

We we invited to participate in this years “Starlight Parade“.  We put on our tactical vests, boots, and headgear and escorted a horde of Zombies throughout the streets of downtown Portland.  They got a little frisky and attempted to bite/eat parade watchers. Fortunetly our team of highly trained Zombie Wranglers was able to keep them in line and allowed the good people of Portland to see exactly how dangerous Zombies truely are, and how good we were at capturing and maintaining them.

PS: Before any of you activist-types start belly-aching about how the zombies were treated, and how marching captured enemy throughout the city streets as a spectacle, or to dehumanize them is against the Geneva Convention… just remember.. they’re already dead… and they no longer fall under the protection of the Geneva Convention. ~ Tim